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Lyrics

Everybody's BabyJudy's barely seventeen
She models for a magazine
She only lives to make the scene
She's everybody's baby
She's everybody's baby
Her honey's on the rugby team
He gave her eyes that cliche gleam
Until her hoped to make her scream
But she was a lady
She was a lady
She said she only went so far
And that was when she drove her Jaguar
She was like a distant star
She was everybody's baby
She was everybody's baby

At daddy's house in Switzerland
Where the jet-set go to land
She's got the mega-rich in her hand
She greets them like a lady
She greets them like a lady
She's draped in a silken gown
Enough diamonds to buy the town
And nothing ever, ever gets her down
She's everybody's baby
She's everybody's baby
She only speaks to the elite class
And only if they kiss her ass
She is such a winsome lass
She's acting like a lady
She's acting like a lady

Judy thought she was a work of art
Until the rugby boy broke her heart
Her broke her "little queen" world apart
She couldn't be his baby
She couldn't be his baby
Now, she's giving me the spiel
But it's all so unreal
I don't believe that she can feel
She always was a lady
She always was a lady

She only speaks to the elite class
And only if they kiss her ass
She is such a winsome lass
She's everybody's baby
She's everybody's baby

1997 Mighty Tasty Music (ASCAP)